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🚦Bumper sticker vomit is a pet peeve of mine. It’s very painstaking for me having to decide between sifting through your need to overshare via Kia soul and reading ACTUAL road signs. It’s a car not your 6th grade diary! “ wow that bumper sticker really persuaded/converted me!”, said no one ever. Listen buddy, no one cares about your views on our current political leader or whether or not your kids made the honor roll in 1st grade, that doesn’t even mean anything thing anymore, an honor roll nowadays is basically a participation ribbon with the direction the public education system is headed in. Just stop drifting into the biking lane and drive a little faster. The irony is, after typing all of this blog I’d love to make it into a bumper sticker, but I drive a Honda hybrid not a Honda hypocrite lol. Anyways, if you’re reading this and have a lot of bumper stickers, I said what I said! Cars are for driving, not reading!😉🛑