The most fun way to exercise is by jogging to your local wendys, going into the store and doing burpees from the door all the way up to the counter and jogging in place while you’re ordering . Sometimes when the cashier asks for my Visa card for payment, I like to hold it in my hands while doing jumping jacks and go “ya gotta sync up with my pace before you can get it!”

Then while waiting in the corner with the other customers ask one of em the sit on your toes while you do crunches. When your food comes out, ask the food runner this crucial question. “Is that ketoVeganpaleo diet friendly?” And when he says no you look back up at him super angrily and breath for about 7 beats very audibly and vehemently until you get lightheaded and go “PERFECT” then take your order. You then deconstruct the sandwhich, hold the bun in your left hand and the patty in your right hand, then begin to curl em. Really make a show of it too, grunt, count aloud, poop yourself, anything to show em, you’re Reeeaaallly lifting heavy weights. Then once the Wendy’s Store manager pulls the lunk alarm on you (aka calls the police) you go out into the parking lot, stretch as much as you need to (because the real workout starts when the cops arrive) then once they’re there, wait until they walk out of their cars towards you, yell “I have a bomb!!” then they’ll say “we have some questions”that’s your cue to BOOK IT. As fast as you can back to your place (don’t worry, they’ll follow you, cops and street comedians with microphones are the only people who will chase you down to ask you a question) . Dont use ALL your energy just yet, because once they follow you home, that’s when the mma part of the exercise begins. Make sure to duck behind certain cars only though, because you only have your body, the cops will be fighting dirty with things like guns, batons and choppers. Dont let that stop you though, you’ve got a fighting spirit! If this ain’t for you though another fun way to exercise is indoor rock climbing.