I waste the most time thinking about how I will spend my day. Analysis paralysis. It’s ironic that it happens because that’s kind of like going broke by buying money management courses. It truly is a waste, I might as well throw my valuable time into a trash can and watch it get put to nothing. I should just leave it outside of my apartment for trash valet to come by and pick up the garbage receptacle and wheel it off. I’m just throwing golden life time away everyday. One time I didn’t know what to do with my day until 6pm. That’s just downright ridiculous, even if I chose to learn the most efficient method of buttchugging boxed wine from the moment I woke up, at least then, I would’ve made a choice! You can waste seconds in some scenarios like when you’re at a stoplight or somethin, you can waste minutes by scrolling while pooping or something but HOURS?? That’s two glad bags full of quality time. That’s throwing away a love language. My time flies first class on a Jetpack and I am NOT having fun while it does. I am just opening doors to different possible paths that my day can take and trying to see as far as I can from the threshold. I should walk into one of these doors right? Nahh, I’ll stay in the hallway I guess, there’s less room for error in the hallway, I want a perfect day but that’s not possible. A perfect day isn’t devoid of mistakes, it’s full of them and then you learn from them to make the next one better. But I wouldn’t know, that’s just a conclusion I’ve reached through pontification. Can yall relate? Idk lemme know. I know this is a humor blog but I just wanted to talk my shit cuzzos ah ha ha.