1. The maps app on my iPhone

Don’t get me wrong, I do agree that civilization is really at a sinister crossroads with overindulgence of screen time and glued to their phones. Also if you should argue a time to NOT be on your phone, the first one should definitely be while you’re driving, but dude, if it weren’t for that everloving maps app on my phone, I don’t think I would ever leave Florida tbh. I don’t know my way around anywhere. I’m like Zoro from one piece (if you’ve watched one piece) if you told me to go north I’d probably jump, I am very directionally challenged to say the least.

#2. Toilets and public irrigation systems

Don’t make me explain why. You know good and damn well why. I would not go out to eat with friends ANYWHERE if it weren’t for toilets to make it possible

#3. My wife. Jkjk! Haha she’s not an object! But honestly for number three. I’m capping it here though because I can’t think of anything else.