I’m in New York currently. And there’s a true beauty to this city. Everything is all happening at once, especially since I’m here on Halloween. It’s like I’m in a children’s storybook. A very gay, slutty, mostly vampire themed, children’s storybook. One of those books that are pop up also because they are IN. Your. FACE with it. I was on a tightly packed subway cart when a murder of gays boarded and one of them were completely (yes what you’re imagining.), completely naked. EXCEPT for, some boots (HEELED), a thin tail wrapped around his waist and what I’m assuming was a dick holster in the front? (Assuming because I was behind him so I just saw his hairy ass cheeks and back), and cow ears. They say everything is on a spectrum and after that experience I agree with them because the moment, they boarded the train, I saw everyones allyship knobs toggling left and right like crazy. I don’t think allyship was even the biggest thing called into question, I think it’s was NYC city transit etiquette and consideration because the whole group was already talking and yelling super loud on the transit. But then this man started trying to pole dance with the joltiness of the train as it moved. He almost fell into me twice and I’m not saying I wouldn’t catch a gay man if he trust fell into me, but I do prefer not to catch his cheeks AND whole naked back🤣 overall, I think he made most people on that carts night because we all laughed about it when they got off. Anyways, long story short, today I’m going to Spirit Halloween to find assless pink chaps and a piggie nose. The concept of slutty cow is also very funny to me. I imagined a chick-fil-a cow in a bikini trying to make sure all its utters are properly in the lower half and it gets the lipstick all wrong. But maybe cows have their own way of being slutty, maybe they just flick their ears a little and other cows go “ugh, what a whore” and put one hoof over their calf’s eyes. Also, how would a cow dress if it were going as a slutty human for Halloween. They probably wouldn’t even understand what the concept of sluttiness is because I don’t think they derive pleasure from procreation. They’d probably go as grass fed humans or vegan farmers cosplays.